I.

Thou shalt believe in Seth Appert

II.

Thou shalt respect thy idol, Father Puckman

III.

Thou shalt not call thy own goalie 'Sieve'

IV.

Remember thy hockey schedule, to keep it holy

V.

Honor thy coach and thy players

VI.

Thou shalt kill all penalties

VII.

Thou shalt always remember that Clarkson sucks

VIII.

Thou shalt giveth the puck to the kid

IX.

Thou shalt not bicker with thy fellow fans

X.

Thou shalt not leave thy holy house before thy team